It Was Just My Imagination... Running Away With Me...

Okay, so I feel that it is necessary to clarify some things... okay, just one thing! My last post is not historically accurate... Yes, Starbucks did get robbed while I was working, the cops fought the man, a taser was used, and a foot race did follow. However, the other details concerning my role and the role of the other Starbucks folk were completely made up. We decided our version was more exciting. I didn't realize that so many people would take it as fact. The masses of text messages, phone calls, and facebook messages have made it clear to me that many people think I was actually tased and that I beat up a crook. While I wish it were true, I was merely a bystander throughout the action sequence. Just wanted to let everyone know that I am doing just fine! The idiot was caught and three different states are waiting to have a crack at him. Starbucks is functioning as normal, so you may continue to order your lattes. But, don't forget to tip your baristas... after all, some punk made off with all our tips (minus the $.35 he dropped in the fight)!