Friday, March 20, 2009

Andy, You're a Star...

Single? Looking for that special someone? Well, lucky for you, I am here to help! Your soul mate could be closer than you ever imagined... maybe as close as your local Starbucks. Allow me to help by introducing you to some available Baristas. There are many great options. Let's start with Bachelor #1:

Meet Andy. Guys like Andy don't come around often. He's kind of a big deal. He has many leather-bound books and his apartment smells of rich mahogany. He loves poetry and salsa dancing. Recently, Andy was offered a soccer scholarship to an undisclosed, highly-regarded college. This will enable him to pursue his dream of becoming a male nurse; so, rest assured, you would be safe in his hands. As you can see above, Andy doesn't mind vacuuming. He also does dishes (see below)... just don't ask him to clean the bathroom.

This son of a preacher man is looking for that special lady. He has a reputation of being a heart-breaker, so you better come with your "A" game! If you like what you see, stop by Starbucks.

Keep checking back for the latest Starbucks bachelor/ettes...

1 comment:

  1. bachelor number one: where would you take me on our first date, and what would we do?

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