And I Say Heeeey Heeeey Heeey Hey. I Say Hey, What's Going On?

True Story. So, I'm riding the Lightrail To Camden Yards on Tuesday evening. I mean, I know I shouldn't be surprised at anything I see on there... it is Baltimore after all... but this takes the cake. There was an older man sitting in front of me that appeared to be homeless, or at least spent quite a bit of time on the streets. I don't know his name, but let's call him Stanley. Stanley had a black backpack that he had patched up by threading it with a shoelace. He was talking to himself for awhile, which is nothing out of the ordinary on a Lightrail ride, but then he did something much more odd- He whipped out his toothbrush. I remember thinking, "Oh, good. At least he brushes!" Well, then Stanley whipped out his toothpaste. As he struggled to squeeze the last bit of toothpaste out of the tube and onto his brush, I thought "surely he's not about to brush his teeth right now." Well, I thought wrong! He went at those bad boys with much intensity and concentration. Obviously, I was caught off guard. All I could do was stare and try not to laugh. However, the man sitting across from us, we'll call him Malcolm, held nothing back! He let out this belly laugh and started shaking in his seat. When Malcolm finally got it together, he hollered to Stanley and said, "Do YOU swallow your toothpaste?" Stanley seemed very offended by this question... apparently he thought it was an accusation. The only reply that Stanley could muster up was "Do YOU?... Do YOU?" He then proceeded to finish brushing with added fury. When he was done brushing, Malcolm was able to get his answer as Stanley removed a Ziploc bag from his backpack. This wasn't just any Ziploc bag... it was Stanley's spit bag! That's right, Stanley, in fact, DOES NOT swallow his toothpaste... he spits it into his Ziploc bag, seals it up, and puts it back into his backpack. Ha, Malcolm! Stanley showed you! As an aspiring dental hygienist, I am proud that ole Stanley makes time to brush his teeth... even if on the Lightrail! Oh, Bawlmer... the classiest city you'll ever find! Believe, Hon, Believe!

Hello Samantha Dear, I Hope You're Feeling Fine. And It Won't Be Long Until I'm With You All The Time...

The wait is over. Bachelor(ette) #2:


Meet Sam. This Sassy Lassie is quite the catch, so you better act fast! All eyes are on her; she's the center of the ring- just like a circus. Why is that? Well, cause she's got that Boom Boom Pow! She has also been known to blow out her knee while giving hugs... so, it's clear that she has a LOT of love to give! Still not sure? Take another look:


Relax, boys! Just head on over to Starbucks, and she is sure to start up a friendly conversation with you... cause Sam is the definition of friendly! And, she loves Jesus! What's not to like?!?!

Stay tuned for the next available Barista...